CS11’s Jokes Post

Hi everyone,

A bunch of kids have tried to start jokes posts, so I have decided to start one for the whole class to join in on. Leave your jokes here, and remember to be nice to people who comment, as sometimes we have a different sense of humour to somebody else.

My joke:

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?

A: http://vocaroo.com/?media=v7G7X4skNIs0twdIm


33 Responses to “CS11’s Jokes Post”

  1. 1 charlotte 11 July, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    knock knock how there I how I see you har har har har har har har har har bye.

    • 2 chris (old student) 26 August, 2010 at 8:34 pm

      what black and white and read all over???????????
      i’m not going to tell you…
      unless you give me $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ cash!
      oh alright i’ll tell you
      A NEWSPAPER!!!!!!!!!

      P.S hey boys do you like me and sam’s clone trooper???
      by lloyd and chris (the old blog monter, and student 🙂

  2. 3 kate 19 July, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    here is a joke.
    Q:Why did the dinosor cross the road.
    A:Because chikens weren’t Invented yet.
    Ha Ha Ha:-)

  3. 6 sophia 21 July, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    why do people poo out side in hellecocters?
    because they dont have toilets
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 🙂

  4. 7 zia 23 July, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Q:why did the cow cross the road
    A:because he wanted to go to the mooovies

    haa haa haa

  5. 8 conor 24 July, 2010 at 7:24 am

    Q:why is it so easy to weigh fish

    A:because they have there own scales

  6. 10 kate 25 July, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    Q:Why did the man with one arm cross the road.
    A:Because he wanted to go to the second hand shop.

  7. 12 kate 27 July, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Cool jokes every body here are some jokes.
    Q:Why did the tomato blush?
    A:Because he saw the salad dressing.

    Q:Why did the bread jump?
    A:Because he saw the butter fly.

    Q:Why did the tolit paper roll down the hill?
    A:Because he wanted to get to the bottom.

    I hope you liked them.

  8. 13 zia 28 July, 2010 at 11:44 am

    awsome jokes i will remember them for next time!!!!!!!!! 🙂

  9. 14 cs11 29 July, 2010 at 9:46 am

    hi cs11

    From Manny

  10. 17 cs11 29 July, 2010 at 9:50 am

    hi zia are you sik from manny

  11. 18 zia 30 July, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    yep but on friday i will be coming back

  12. 19 zia 2 August, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    i am still a bit sick do not tell my parents!!!!!

  13. 20 conor 5 August, 2010 at 6:12 am

    Cool jokes everyone!!

  14. 21 Harry 7 August, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    hi cs11 your cool. Harry.

  15. 22 cs11 9 August, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    thomas Q: what do you call a pig how does karate A: pork chop by thomas

  16. 24 Harry 12 August, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    cool jokes cs11

  17. 25 grace 13 August, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    here is a joke

    Q:where do bunny`s learn to fly?

    A:the hair port

    get it hahahaha
    snort snort

  18. 26 zia 16 August, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    Q:what does s.u.p stand for
    A:sup get it hahaha snort opps (that’s a little bit rude)

    • 27 Ella 17 August, 2010 at 5:12 pm

      I dont realy know if this is funny but….

      here’s a joke:

      why did the pig cross the road?

      he wanted to get his oinkment!

      GET IT HA HA HA HA 🙂

  19. 29 Sean 21 August, 2010 at 7:37 am

    Q:What happends if your hand falls off?
    A:You go to the secend hand shop 😀

    My other joke:

    Q:What hapends if your toe falls off?
    A:Call a tow truck 😛

  20. 30 charlotte 23 August, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    why did A man walk acrosss the road to look for itS ARM HA AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH .

  21. 31 Sam 23 August, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    why did a banana cross the road

    to eat another bananana

  22. 32 george cs12 25 August, 2010 at 6:33 pm


  23. 33 Sean 27 August, 2010 at 7:05 am

    Cool jokes everbody!

    I have got some jokes:

    Q: What is a volcano?
    A: A mountain with hiccups 🙂

    Knock knock
    hows there
    boo how
    don’t cry it is a joke

    Q: How do you make a sausage roll?
    A: Push it down the hill 😀

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