Hi everyone,
A bunch of kids have tried to start jokes posts, so I have decided to start one for the whole class to join in on. Leave your jokes here, and remember to be nice to people who comment, as sometimes we have a different sense of humour to somebody else.
My joke:
Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
Learning Stuff 
knock knock how there I how I see you har har har har har har har har har bye.
what black and white and read all over???????????
i’m not going to tell you…
unless you give me $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ cash!
oh alright i’ll tell you
A NEWSPAPER!!!!!!!!!
P.S hey boys do you like me and sam’s clone trooper???
by lloyd and chris (the old blog monter, and student 🙂
here is a joke.
Q:Why did the dinosor cross the road.
A:Because chikens weren’t Invented yet.
Ha Ha Ha:-)
i do not get that one but if i got it it would still be awsome !!!!!!!
😀
Zia
becuse you would norlly say
why did the chiknes cross the road
why do people poo out side in hellecocters?
because they dont have toilets
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 🙂
Q:why did the cow cross the road
A:because he wanted to go to the mooovies
haa haa haa
Q:why is it so easy to weigh fish
A:because they have there own scales
nice joke con con !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
Q:Why did the man with one arm cross the road.
A:Because he wanted to go to the second hand shop.
HA HA HA HAHA HA SNORT
good one kate.
Cool jokes every body here are some jokes.
Q:Why did the tomato blush?
A:Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q:Why did the bread jump?
A:Because he saw the butter fly.
Q:Why did the tolit paper roll down the hill?
A:Because he wanted to get to the bottom.
I hope you liked them.
awsome jokes i will remember them for next time!!!!!!!!! 🙂
hi cs11
From Manny
is that your joke manny?
no, he is asking me a question, don’t tease him
hi zia are you sik from manny
yep but on friday i will be coming back
i am still a bit sick do not tell my parents!!!!!
Cool jokes everyone!!
hi cs11 your cool. Harry.
thomas Q: what do you call a pig how does karate A: pork chop by thomas
your funny tim tam 😀
cool jokes cs11
here is a joke
Q:where do bunny`s learn to fly?
A:the hair port
get it hahahaha
snort snort
Q:what does s.u.p stand for
A:sup get it hahaha snort opps (that’s a little bit rude)
I dont realy know if this is funny but….
here’s a joke:
why did the pig cross the road?
he wanted to get his oinkment!
GET IT HA HA HA HA 🙂
cool jokes
Q:What happends if your hand falls off?
A:You go to the secend hand shop 😀
My other joke:
Q:What hapends if your toe falls off?
A:Call a tow truck 😛
why did A man walk acrosss the road to look for itS ARM HA AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH .
why did a banana cross the road
to eat another bananana
what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool jokes everbody!
I have got some jokes:
Q: What is a volcano?
A: A mountain with hiccups 🙂
Knock knock
hows there
boo
boo how
don’t cry it is a joke
Q: How do you make a sausage roll?
A: Push it down the hill 😀